From CNN (“‘Meanest mom on planet’ sells son’s car,” January 9, 2008):
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the “meanest mom on the planet.”
After finding alcohol in her son’s car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old’s misdeed with everyone — by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
The ad reads: “OLDS 1999 Intrigue. Totally uncool parents who obviously don’t love teenage son, selling his car. Only driven for three weeks before snoopy mom who needs to get a life found booze under front seat. $3,700/offer. Call meanest mom on the planet.”
This is pretty damn sick. What kind of irresponsible parent gets their kid a two-ton killing machine anyway?
Kids: don’t drive. Just stick with booze.